Happy Halloween everybody! May your costumes be on point and bags of candy bountiful! • • • #happyhalloween #halloween #toes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #horror #gore #blood #severedfoot

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 31, 2017 at 8:22am PDT

Swaghetti Yolognese® #designer #vetements #highfashion #fashion #momsspaghetti #spagbol #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #heelconcept

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:22am PST

Molar Mules™ takes you from grinding dinner to grinding on the dance floor... #teethshoes #mules #shoes #vetements #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #heelconcept

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 15, 2017 at 5:30am PST

Who wore it better? #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #ripley #theymostlycomeoutatnight

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 2, 2016 at 2:14pm PST

So you can let people know you a classy cow girl but will straight up shoot a bitch. #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #cowgirl #glamour

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 2, 2016 at 2:19pm PST

it's a touch nippy out tonight. #nippy #nips #nipslip #nipslippin #imnippy #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 7, 2016 at 12:01am PST

??I'm walking on ballsacks?? #ballsack #hobbitfeet #cuteshoes #cuteshoesofinstagram #footjob #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 9, 2016 at 3:06am PST

that. belt. #nevernude #highwaisted #belt #killme #cuteshoes #jeanshorts #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 10, 2016 at 5:05am PST

For moms on the move #momsonthemove #momsontherun #mombod #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #motherhoodrising #motherhoodrocks #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:13am PDT

Me getting ready for the long weekend #imready #easterbreak #papi #heels #stools #architectureporn #modernism #formfollowsfunction #lecorbusier #rippedcalves #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 24, 2016 at 8:23am PDT

@whtppl if only the gator had some tiny shoes on as well #gator #glamour

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 27, 2016 at 11:47am PDT

ready for the weekend! #theweeknd #jeanshoes #jeanshorts #edhardy #diamonte

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 20, 2016 at 11:53am PDT

#mood #cameltoe #wcw

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 29, 2016 at 5:18am PDT

*slow clap* Well done America, well done. I guess you really want to see the world burn. #uselection2016 #fuckyou #fuckthis #fuckeverything #imdone

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 9, 2016 at 8:30am PST

This was to be expected. #yeezy #kanye #sweaty #sauna #trenchfoot #athletesfoot

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Sep 14, 2016 at 2:04pm PDT

For when you have to be at a white power meeting for 2 but your 13 yr olds wedding for 6. #uselection2016 #whitetrash

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 9, 2016 at 8:45am PST

For your trotters #adidas #adidascustom #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity #heelconcept

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 13, 2017 at 1:07pm PST

If climate change is real then explain these? #meltingicecaps #climatechange #alternativefacts #highfashion #couture #bespoke #glamour #heelconcept #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:43am PST

This makes sense because I once saw #christopherkane and #garethpugh so fucking wrecked backstage at a drag show (also Bryan Adams was there but that's a different story). #truestory #chux #wipes #shoes #sponge #spongeshoes #spongebob #dragshow #horrorshow

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 22, 2017 at 1:47pm PST

New approach to responding to troll comments. #keyboardwarrior #trumpstweets #flipflops #thongs #dontreadthecomments #poolslides #slidingintoyourdmslike

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 20, 2017 at 4:50am PST

Swamp slides #poolslides #swampslides #lateralligator #gator #gatorshoes #pepsi #bespoke #crafts #leather #florida #floridaman #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 8, 2017 at 2:54am PDT

I've got a slight advantage on all these shallow puddles #aprilshowers #kittenheels #wellingtonboots #gumboots #whateveramericanscallthisshit #robertocavalli #versace #gucci #glastonbury2017 #cochella2017 #floral #fashion #spring #ss2017

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 5, 2017 at 2:30pm PDT

Ready to dance on the graves on my enemies #knifeshoes #stilettos #kittenheels #mood #marble #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 16, 2017 at 1:53pm PDT

This ain't my first rodeo #rodeo #dontvotetory #kickupthearse #customboots #bespokeshoes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 6, 2017 at 1:01pm PDT

Never lose the remote again. #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #hackerman #remotecontrol

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 14, 2017 at 12:10pm PDT

Me waiting for the new iPhone #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #iphone7plus #pleasegivemeone @feltzine

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 14, 2017 at 12:27pm PDT

This is not a crime. This is art. @gabbois is a genius. • • • #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity #heelconcept #barbie #barbiestyle #barbiegirlinabarbieworld

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 11, 2017 at 12:14pm PDT

me when I try and do my makeup from a YouTube tutorial • • • #mua #makeuptutorial #makeupoftheday #makeup #makeupartist #makeupvideos #fishface #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 6, 2017 at 6:31am PST

do-it-yaself Alexander McQueen armadillo heel as part of your Saturday night look • • • #alexandermcqueen #armadilloheels #diy #stripperheels #saturdaynight #clubkids #fashion #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 11, 2017 at 9:05am PST

If Monday was a shoe. • • • @lookingname #sliders #sliderlife #fitnessgoals #fitnessmotivation #workoutmotivation #workout #zcoil #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by Crimes Against Shoemanity (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 20, 2017 at 3:59am PST